Day 30
 Ten Months and Counting |
 The Tricks All Come Later |
 “It's finally oooover!” |
 “I smell trouble.“ |
Day 29
 “Let me take your mind off that diaper…” |
 “What do you see?” |
 Gentleness: The Subjective Quality |
 Waxing Impatient with the Cameraman |
Day 28
 “Wait. Wait. How do I get out of this thing?” |
 Soft Relaxation |
 I Love Clean Diapers |
 Thinking of the End |
Day 27
 Trinity’s Babies |
 “You want me to get in that?” |
 Not Up for Another of Dad’s Scissor-Hold Lectures |
 Awkward Lap Move |
Day 26
 Ready for Action |
 Signs of a Good Meal |
 24-Hour Hobby |
 Home |
Day 25
 “Later on, I’ll show you where the matches are.” |
 New Baby Smell |
 “It can do that, too?” |
 Success is at Least Two |
Day 24
 Vlassic Creek Beguile |
 The End of Another Day |
 Elder Meets Younger |
 Beauty for the Fish |
Day 23
 The All-New, Same-Old, Play Place |
 The Standard Mug |
 “Oh, dear me!” |
 One Good Shot Before Sleeping |
Day 22
 Halftime at the Nursing Bowl |
 “Yes, I could handle a hug or two.” |
 “I thought this day would never end.” |
 “The invisible rhino is…right…there.” |
Day 21
 “Oh, if only&hellip” |
 Evening Lie |
 “Ooh! Wait until Mom sees what you’ve done.” |
 “What makes you think I’m nervous?” |
Day 20
 “This isn't my pose.” |
 Ransom Shows Off His U |
 Icarus as an Infant |
 “Shh! Don’t tell her I’m going to sneeze.” |
Day 19
 Car Seat Invasion |
 Boomwhacker Radiance |
 x sin x |
 Lost and Faraway |
Day 18
 Post-Repast Pensiveness |
 “Ooh! Check out that parental blunder!” |
 “I feel a little funny inside.” |
 Parallel Lines |
Day 17
 Morning Glory |
 A New Toy |
 “Brothers’ Love Hurts Less than Sisters’ ” |
 Not a Gamer Yet |
Day 16
 Laps Upon Laps |
 Jan Pretends to Laugh at Fortress's Jokes |
 “Enough already!” |
 Wanda and Fortress Size Each Other Up |
Day 15
 Fraternal Pastime |
 “That crazy guy with the camera is here somewhere. I know it.” |
 The Thinker |
 “Is this really the best you could do?” |
Day 14
 “We’re going where?” |
 School Without a Baby is Like Particle Physics without an Orchestra Pit |
 Choosing Sides |
 A Little Blindness Never Hurt Anybody |
Day 13
 “Not ‘The Pat’ again?“ |
 “I was hoping for an HP.” |
 After Dinner Squint |
 Repast Pals |
Day 12
 Fortress Calls for Room Service |
 That Warm, Blue Baby Glow |
 “Sunshine? What is that?” |
 Sustinance is Hard Work |
Day 11
 “I don’t like that look in your eye.” |
 “Do your worst. I’ll just lie here and take it.” |
 A Kiss Chain |
 “Something’s not quite right here.” |
Day 10
 Tres Madres |
 Waiting for Aunt Beth to Start Rocking |
 Show and Tell Baby |
 One Last Hug |
Day 9
 “I look more stately in my royal robe.” |
 Endure the Constant Kissing or Face Her Wrath |
 “Sir! Yes, sir!” |
 Rocking Training |
Day 8
 A Grandmother Morning |
 “I've heard that ‘bone-in-your-milk’ joke a hundred times already.” |
 Fortress’s secret: “Don’t take this the wrong way, but you’re not who I want.” |
 Evening Burrito |
Day 7
 Minor League Sleeper |
 Tres Hermanos |
 “Let’s not fool ourselves…” |
 Rarin’ to Go |
Day 6
 Never Not a Mother |
 Only Faking It |
 “It’s too early to start this.” |
 Ken Tries Out Some Baby Puns |
Day 5
 The Masked Sleeper |
 Travelin’ Buddies |
 Bannython |
 Waiting Patiently for Some Attention |
Day 4
 Fortress the Rocker |
 Sermon-Induced Siesta |
 The End of an Era (and the Beginning of Another) |
 Night Owl |
Day 3
 “Are you here for this, too?” |
 “I pat the baby.” |
 An Honest Day’s Work |
 Evening Respite |
Day 2
 Profiles are for Sissies |
 The Littlest Sister |
 “I’ll love you even if it kills you.” |
 Primary Function |
Day 1
 Fresh off the Bus |
 Trinity's New Baby Doll |
 Ransom’s Turn |
 “What is it that you need?” |